Three great ideas for the start in the Sonntag

Sunday – the day, one of them will have a zurücklehnen and the last rest for the Wochenstart spirits. One of the tags below has never been so good when it comes to the following: our wit of the day! In the section “Witz des Tages” the words are displayed with a cheerful wit, which make the day fresh and you laugh at your face. If you spend a fresh time, you can use a spaziergang or a delicious coffee latte. It is no longer the case that there is a wonderful Mittel, a week with more positive energy. Genie as the sonde in full Zügen and lassen Sie sich von uns ein Lächeln aufs Gesicht zaubern.

Three cheerful Witze before the start in the Sonttag: Welcher wird Ihr Witz des Tages?

A guest comes to the restaurant for a meal – and notices that the waiter is having his best time. “Entschuldigung, aber warum haben Sie den Daumen in meiner Suppe?”, der Gast will erase. “I was happy for a few days during my stay, I would like to have my own Nagelbettentzündung,” entgegnet der Kellner. “Under the doctor’s knowledge, I am soll den Daumen warmhalten.” The guest is completely open to himself and the joke: “That is indeed a revelation! Stecken Sie sich den Daumen meinetwegen in den Hintern, aber nicht in meine Suppe!” The Kellner darauf: „Yes, that was there yes, bis Sie bestellt haben …”

Mr. Meier is assembling in Ausland. A woman who dies, gets a precious pearl necklace in a value of 3000 euros. The most important thing is that the product on the shipping label now has a value of 100 euros. The pearl necklace rides on the way to the blessing of Frau an. Shortly after, it ends in a message from his hole. “Thanks for the necklace – sold for 150 euros! Please get another 10 pieces quickly!”

Two friends together. “Say what you want to find out about a 100-euro-schein,” said one of the guys. „Was würdest du als Erstes machen?“ Sein Freund überlegt kurz. „I would like to find out more, if I can live with it!

Der Cartoon des Tages by KURIER-Zeichner Sam Paff

Unser Cartoon des Tages by KURIER-Zeichner Sam Paff.sam-4u.de

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