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Bundesliga start 2004: Muffensausen for the Schalker coach

Bundesliga start 2004: Muffensausen for the Schalker coach

Skurrile anecdote
Wie der Bundesliga starts for 20 years for Schalkes Busfahrer to Albtraum Wurde

Lars Laser the Bus Driver

Lars Laser started in 2004 with Profis von Schalke 04 from Spiel zu Spiel

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The 2004 Bundesliga Opening Game went down in Bundesliga history as the “Stromausfallspiel” and was a real mustache for Lars Laser.

The opening game of the Bundesliga season 2004/2005 between SV Werder Bremen and FC Schalke 04 is Lars Laser’s first working day as a party bus driver for the Schalke professional team. The peculiarity of the 29-year-old passionate motorcycle enthusiast is the fan of AC/DC and Metallica and plays a schlag in a heavy metal band himself. But so heavy for 20 years, it’s still nothing.

Zielsicher brings Laser, the young fan of the Royal Blues, as Jugendlicher in Block 5 of the Parkstadions steht and all four Söhne with the Tag and Geburt as Mitglied beim S04, the Team zum Auftaktspiel in Bremen. Trainer Jupp Heynckes and the mannequin who shift the Neuzugänge Ailton and the best players in the cupboard of the Weserstadions for a long time in Bremen start, damn it, the Essen for the Rückfahrt, which at Auswärtsspielen is so well prepared for the Gelsenkirchen generation ten. Weil is the brand new Mercedes Travego that will not weld on the Zündung-laufen and Strom for the Heißluftöfen-braucht, fragment is a Mitarbeiter of Security nach Anschlussmöglichkeiten.

Lars Laser

The Busfahrer is the bigger Schalke 04 fan, which is one of the four childhood years

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“There is a moment when a Verteilerraum occurs, while the cable is used and a free Plugdose is carried out. And this has to do with my cable drum.” Back in Transporter the Open ready for, as a bang through the Stadium goes and next to it the Sprechanlage, the Announcement table and the Flashlight failed. Laser wonders, “why suddenly so many people panic and my Bus vorbeiranten. Danguckte ich ich through the Marathontor ins Stadion, the completed dark war.” Stromausval!

If there is a Trupp that still has no inspiration for the Verteilerraum, then the cable is verräterisch in the Busführt, Laser is certainly, the initiator all Übels zu sein. Because it is wise to go and with powerful muffensausen “bin ich dann aus der Karre gestiegen, hase auf innocent getan and the Ohrchen spititzt, um zu erahren, was at all Sache ist.”

A party in Dunkeln

In the ranking of 42,500 American football stadiums, the fans are with humor, are excited, sing their songs, and the Schalker Anhänger buys es tatsächlich, the beer stands in the guest classes. Before the Fernsehgeräten de ARD-Zuschauer in de Liveübertragung zunächst met een Unterhaltungssendung vorlieb nehmen, in der Roberto Blanco zu allem Überfluss or noch “Ein bisschen Spaß muss sein”. Der ‘Täter’ vor Ort ist der weniger amüsiert, vermutlich schon darüber nach, ob seine Haftpflichtversicherung greift en was genau nochmal in Sachen Probezeit in seinem Arbeitsvertrag anchort ist.Bunde

When the cable is no longer open and the inspiration for the Verteilerraums has become greater, the Busfahrer now starts with the Vernichtung van Beweismitteln, secretly removes the cable from the Dose and lets the cable drum in the Untifen des Buses as farschwind as it Chen is not disappointed in Gelsenkir. Then you simply set off with the Verantwortlichen Seinen Bus wieder auf Zündung, place an AC/DC CD in the player and prepare for the Mahlzeiten for.

Lars Laser on the bus

Lars Laser prepared for the Spieler das tieffrorene Essen vor

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When one of the best players during the match sees the ball and the fight in the spotlight and Nelson Valdes, it is at 23:15 that this today at the last minute the Bundesliga shot is shot to 1:0 final score for Werder Bremen.

After all, our business and business with Essen have been provided since the bus has been around since Mitternacht, but we are still in Gelsenkirchen on the other side of the road, with a laser on the radio, with a bagger at the construction site and a power cable that will continue to exist so that the dilemma can be resolved. Tags that the Bremer Stadtwerke op, a Starkstrom-Muffe, is the best in the Werder-Museum, is the Stromausval in one of the Stadion-sorgte. “Zum Schluss”, so in the 49th century, “war has only just begun, we were ready for the dramatic war. Main, but it was not.”