Oasis-Reunion – 21 of the best Liam and Noel-Gallagher-Zitate

Die Gallagher-Brüder, Philosophen der Moderne und einsame Kämpfer für die Schönheit und Purheit des Lebens – in 21 Sitten.

Mitbekommen? Definitely. Oasis hat is the only comeback tour in 2025.

“The guns have been defeated.
The stern is pointed outwards.
The long warty hat is an end.
Come and see.
There is nothing in the Fernsehen-übertragen.»

You’re welcome, we do too!

And with «een» meine ich wirklich «wir all» – auch die (wie ich, etwa), the non swinging waschechte Oasis fans since. Denn: An Oasis-Reunion has an unanswered look at a large Anzahl von Interviews met de Gallagher-Brüdern used. And damn a whole Ladung urkomischer and zitierfähiger Sprüche.

Deshalb presents with: Noel and Liam Gallagher, Philosopher of Modernity and a Champion for that Schönheit and Purity of Life – in 21 Sessions.

Liam, about Rockstars:

^{“There’s more to being in a band than just writing songs, you know. There’s always something that needs to be thrown out the window, someone that needs a slap on the nose, and that line’s not going to snort itself.”}

“In a band that was more concerned with writing songs. Once it was over, the door was taken from the door, the man was put in the other place, and that line would not be made by himself anymore.”

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Noël Dazu:

^{“What’s the problem with playing in stadiums and flying around in private jets and drinking champagne at 8 in the morning? What’s wrong with that? I don’t have a problem with that. I don’t understand why people would do that.”}

“Was it wise to play in Stadien, fly back in private jets and drink champagne at 8 in the morning? Was this Daran Falsch? I don’t have a problem, damn it. I can’t believe I have a word problem.”

Noel on interviews:

^{«Job interviews are an occupational hazard. You’re in a room with a guy from Stockholm who you’ve never met and he asks you about your mother. It’s f**king ridiculous. Because the honest answer to that is, ‹What does it have to do with you?› But the smart answer is always, ‹I liked her until she had Liam.›»}

«Interviews are a personal risk. If you’re in a Raum with a Stockholm type, you’ve never been better, under the fragment that is one of the Mutters. It’s damn funny. The true answer was: “was that with this tun?” Aber die schlaue Antwort ist immer: “I would like to see you, if you brought Liam to the world.”

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Liam über Chris Martin von Coldplay:

^{“He looks like a fucking geography teacher.”}

“There is a story about a damner of geography.”

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Noel on Lady Gaga:

^{“Will we be listening to Lady Gaga in 20 years? No. She may think she’s standing up for the freaks and the weirdos. But those poor souls don’t have any decent music to play, do they?”}

«Were we in zwanzig Jahren nor Lady Gaga heard? No. If you think it’s for the Freaks and Verrückten. Aber die poor Kerle were keine antändige Musik zum Spielen haben, order?»

Liam über… öh wie heisst der schon wieder?

Liam Gallagher – gesammelte Weisheiden.

«Wäre eh een besserer Scheissname.»

Noel on Phil Collins:

^{“Just because you sell a lot of records doesn’t mean you’re any good. Look at Phil Collins.”}

“Now that we’ve sold it flat, it’s not long ago, that’s your gut. You only see Phil Collins and.”

Noel on Justin Bieber:

^{“My cat is more rock ‘n’ roll than he is.”}

“Sogar meine Katze is more Rock’n’Roll than there is.”

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Liam on Bono:

^{“Rock stars playing sports? It’s just wrong. (…) You see pictures of Bono running around LA with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic, and he looks like an ass. I mean, maybe if it was a bottle of vodka…”}

«Rockstars at Fitness? That’s not the case. (…) The guy who sees Bilder von Bono is in LA with his white Beinchen and a bottle of Volvic, with a Tussi under his eyes. I think it might be a Flasche Vodka-ware. …»

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Liam, real Guy and Blur:

^{“Being a boy, that’s what I’m all about. I can tell you who’s not a boy – everyone from Blur.”}

‘Ein Kerl zu sein, ist das, worum es bei mir geht. I can say that we Kerl ist – jeder von Blur.”

Blur: To lad or not to lad - that is the question. https://blur-band.fandom.com/wiki/Blur

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Noël:

^{“Jack White just did a song for Coca-Cola. The end. He’s not in the club anymore. And he looks like Zorro on donuts.”}

«Jack White has made a song for Coca-Cola. Out and about. There’s nothing left in the Club. Check out Zorro on Donuts.»

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Never the best Liam-Gallagher story:

Liam Gallagher, Paul McCartney and a few Margaritas. https://www.instagram.com/lookatthesebrits/

“I (Paul McCartney) had a few problems during the war, an absolute trauma. Das Letzte Mal-War in the Royal Albert Hall. Would you like to know if you suffer from stress? Setz dich, setz dich.› I set my mind under there fragt, ‹Magst du Margaritas?› I said, ‹Yes, aber ich hatte eben vorher was. There you go: “That’s a damn drink, you don’t drink.” I thought there was a pizza available.»Image: instagram/lookatthesebrits

No, stop! This Bon Jovi sit is the best Liam-Gallagher story:

^{“Liam Gallagher had been harassing me for over a decade. God knows how he got my number. He’d call me at three or four in the morning telling me my music was crap. Sometimes he’d call me the bastard son of Richard Branson, other times he’d shout ‹LIONHEAD!!› down the phone until I hung up. Eventually I offered him $500,000 and begged him to stop. He told me to ‹eat shit.›”}

«Liam Gallagher has been bothering me for a year with Anrufen. Gott weiss, who has my number herausbekommen hadte. There is a dream or four o’clock tomorrow, now it is so that my music is scheisse. Manchmal is my Richard Bransons Bastard, manchmal schrie is ‹LIONHEAD!!› in the phone, when it is opened. I finally came up with 500,000 dollars and made a few dollars. There is a good impression, ich solle ‹Scheisse fressen›.»

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Liam über Florence Welch from Florence and the Machine:

^{“I’m sure she’s a nice girl, but it sounds like someone stepped on her foot.”}

“The best part is, one of the nicest things, when you do that, is when you get the damn fuss.”

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Noel about Liam:

^{“Liam is the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.”}

«Liam is the best Mann, you hit first. There is a Mann with a Gabel in a World of Soup.»

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Liam about himself:

^{“I am a tender, beautiful and loving man who occasionally slaps a photographer for getting in the way.”}

“I am a brighter, more beautiful and more loving type, one of my favorite photographers, but we are here on the road.”

Mental Health? Liam Dazu:

^{“I think I get sad sometimes, but not for long. I just look in the mirror and think, ‘You’re a fucking handsome bastard!’ And then I get better.”}

‘I think it was a manchmal traurig – never again for long. I look at myself in the mirror and think: “Was a good example of what happened to me!” And then I became a real coiner.

Noel looked back:

^{“The ’90s weren’t the beginning of something — it was the end of something. It was the end of the music industry as we knew it. We were the last rock stars.”}

«Those 1990s were not the day of the irgendetwas – they were the end of the war. The end of the music business is one of the possibilities. There were the last Rockstars.»

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Noel übers Muziekbusiness heute:

^{“Since the rise of the coffee shop, the culture has disappeared. People are shocked that they have to pay for music. But $20 for two coffees, oh, absolutely.”}

«The nature of the purchase of coffee shops is related to culture. Die Leute sind entsetzt, dass sie für Musik bezahlen müssen. Aber 20 dollars for two Kaffees? Aber sicher!»

Liam Gallagher about Älterwerden:

^{“I’ve mellowed out. But not in the sense that I like Radiohead or Coldplay.”}

«I have become milder. Not in sin, that is now possible for Radiohead or Coldplay.»

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Liam’s Word for Sunday:

^{“If I wasn’t a musician, I don’t know. I would be God, maybe? That would be a good job.”}

«Wäre ich nicht Musiker … ich weiss nicht. Ich ware Gott, veldleicht? It was a good job.”

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16-year-old Jessica Biel and 14-year-old Scarlett Johansson posed for a fashion magazine in 1998.

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So the motto of the Tiktok influencers Logan Moffitt, the mittlerweile as the “Gurkenmann”, is called. Seine viralen Videos entice Millionen Menschen dazu, Gurken znabbern, znippeln en inzulegen.

Liam, about Rockstars:

Noël Dazu:

Noel on interviews:

Liam über Chris Martin von Coldplay:

Noel on Lady Gaga:

Liam über… öh wie heisst der schon wieder?

Noel on Phil Collins:

Noel on Justin Bieber:

Liam on Bono:

Liam, real Guy and Blur:

Noël:

Never the best Liam-Gallagher story:

No, stop! This Bon Jovi sit is the best Liam-Gallagher story:

Liam über Florence Welch from Florence and the Machine:

Noel about Liam:

Liam about himself:

Mental Health? Liam Dazu:

Noel looked back:

Noel übers Muziekbusiness heute:

Liam Gallagher about Älterwerden:

Liam’s Word for Sunday:

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